I’ve taken stock of my life and determined that I need a housewife, or a rich girlfriend who won’t mind that I can’t iron, or a small team of Oompa Loompas.

Storm’s a’comin.

Renzo Piano’s Nasher museum in Dallas is suffering from excessive glare shining off a new condo tower the museum’s fame helped attract to the area.

GREEN PUG RECYCLES! and changes lightbulb, carpools… (by DailyPuglet)

Martina Navratilova will be on the next Dancing with the Stars; I think they nailed the ma-les demo (middle aged lesbian demographic) with that one.  

It’s Actor Bowl Sunday!  I’m off to buy seventeen dozen low-cal chicken wings.  

Two weeks until the Oscars- or as I call it, Actor Bowl LXXXIV.

Peanut butter on an apple.  You know you want it.